Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Hold my cleanse.
Flynn
Wow. I never knew that confessions could be so hurtful.
John
Baird: If you people could just think it through...
Sharon: Eternal Meadows freezes people's heads!
Baird: Oh I don't know, do they?
Man. Look at Mikey. I always knew he was a badass, but whoever knew he could be so smooth?
John
Tao: Towards the end, did you notice an abrupt decline?
Dr. Cabrera: As declines go, death is fairly extreme.
Flynn: Any idea why his boss was up in the middle of the night on his computer?
Sykes: Why are men ever up late at night on their computers?
Hold on. Arsenic? Where's the old lace? Who uses arsenic in this day in age?
Provenza
Sharon: His impulse was right. It's the way he acted on it that requires a response.
Provenza: Bad impulse control; that's what keeps us all in business.
Ricky: OK funny guy, I have one question for ya before you officially become the little brother I never wanted. I'm interested in what your idea of family is, and what the word means to you -- family.
Rusty: I guess it means that the people in your life that you've decided to love no matter what and the people that are going to love you back, no matter what.
Sharon: It sounds pretty good to me, loving each other no matter what.
Ricky: Not bad. OK, little brother. Do you have any questions for me?
Rusty: Yeah. Just one. Who cuts your hair?
I just found some surveillance material in the ladies' room in a very wrong place.
Buzz
When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.
Provenza
Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.
Sharon
