Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Tao: Lydia, what did you see when you went downstairs?
Lydia: I saw daddy stabbing mommy with a knife.
Dominoes. Huh. I guess it always comes down to dominoes.
Provenza
I will never lie to you. I will tell you everything I know, as soon as I have had reasonable time to assess the facts.
Sharon
Taylor: Chief Johnson would have found a way around this.
Flynn: She would have, but then we would be back defending ourselves in court.
Provenza, for you. I can't believe he's still around!
Jack
Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.
Lloyd
Sharon: Although I hate that he has seen himself on TV.
Rusty: Why?
Sharon: Because if he is interested in being famous and that is all that he is interested in then he has accomplished his goal by killing people and so, he may continue to do that.
But you have to be passionate to be famous in Hollywood, right?
Brandon
It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'
Lloyd
Provenza: Are you drunk?
Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.
God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.
Provenza
Hold my cleanse.
Flynn
