I will never lie to you. I will tell you everything I know, as soon as I have had reasonable time to assess the facts.

Sharon

Sanchez: Mr. Early Admissions: Against the wall, hands behind your back.

Provenza, for you. I can't believe he's still around!

Jack

Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.

Lloyd

It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'

Lloyd

Oh yeah, right, because all us L.A. Latinos, we know each other, right Flynn? Oh. Huh. I do know him.

Sanchez

Provenza: Are you drunk?
Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.

There is a difference, you know, between being mentally ill and emotionally injured.

Sharon

Flynn: Because I don't care who you are, you don't use a picture of your own kid as bait for a rapist.
Hobbs: Prove it, Lieutenant.

Dr. Joe: I'm not sure that you that you understand, in taking care of yourself the way you did, you were subjected to a form of physical abuse that, legally, we would call rape.
Rusty: Rape? No. I was never raped. I charged people for what I did. I solicited. I chose to do that.
Dr. Joe: And did you also choose to be left behind when your mother left L.A. with her boyfriend? Did you choose to live on the streets when you were 15 years old? And if you didn't choose those things, would you describe taking care of yourself under those conditions as something you deserved?

God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.

Provenza

Hold my cleanse.

Flynn

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.