Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
You were always rich, don't you get it? You had a father who cared so much for his family that he did every crazy thing he could do to try to make up for all of his failings. Having a dad like that means you were rich from the day you were born!
Flynn
Nothing says Christmas in L.A. like a string bikini.
Provenza
I will never lie to you. I will tell you everything I know, as soon as I have had reasonable time to assess the facts.
Sharon
Provenza, for you. I can't believe he's still around!
Jack
Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.
Lloyd
Rusty: Is that bad? I mean, how do you think I'm doing?
Dr. Joe: I think you have a lot on your plate right now, and we're not even looking at the whole plate.
It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'
Lloyd
Morales: No matter how many ways you look at it, some things never make sense. All I can tell you is they didn't suffer.
Sanchez: How do you know that?
Morales: Carbon monoxide poisoning. They were asphyxiated. Probably went to sleep inside a running car, inside a garage.
Provenza: Are you drunk?
Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.
Oh and one last thing. I'm not sure that you're aware, but that beautiful little girl that you asphyxiated in the trunk of your car yesterday, that was your daughter.
Sharon
God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.
Provenza
Hold my cleanse.
Flynn
