What kind of hit man writes a to-do list to himself?

Provenza

One wrong turn, one car ride with the wrong guy and I wouldn't be here. It seems so random.

Rusty

Sykes: $35 entrees.
Provenza: What for? Are the waitresses naked?

No, he said he would prefer it. And I would prefer to get Julio moving and to have Andy move with him.

Sharon

You're doing a story on Alice Herrara? For what? Show and tell or kindergarten?

Slider

You drop an egg. Sometimes it breaks, sometimes it doesn't.

Sharon

Oh, and you may want to scoop up some tips from your media peers behind the yellow tape.

Provenza

Not just the Twitter and the Facebook and the Instagram, but the... dating ones too.

Provenza

Anger's a funny thing.

Sanchez

Who is our job, not yours.

Flynn

Rusty: I'm not part of Alice's murder case.
Hobbs: You became one, when you visited Slider in jail.

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.