How I miss the days of perverts peeking through windows.

Provenza

Not only can you stand up for Alice, but you can stand up for yourself.

Raydor

Raydor: Did you strip down to your underwear, push Krista Cook up against a wall, and hold her against a wall?
Malcolm: Oh, that.

Well, that was a terrific use of the dealmaking process.

Hobbs

So... some guy illegallly recorded 42 women without their permission and I videoed a confessed killer at his request, and I'm the one in trouble?

Rusty

Two people died because of you, sir. I killed one of them myself. You're going to jail.

Tao

Hey Buzz? That's it?

Buzz

Well, of course I don't want to... did I say I wouldn't?

Provenza

You know, Buzz, at the end of this ride along, I rate your performance based almost entirely on my mood.

Provenza

In 40 years, I've never met a pair of more spoiled brats!

Provenza

You can be just as hateful in a whisper.

Flynn

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.