Captain, I'm not sure why, but if Elliot is here, he checked into a courtyard suite.

Provenza

Julio: Sir, are you okay?
Provenza: No.... my wife... is gonna kill me!

I got hit today, and it hurt. But leaving here wouldn't just hurt me. It would probably kill me.

Provenza

Jared is probably wrong, but I promised my daughter I'd give him a serious listen.

Flynn

Oxy. The most addictive prescription painkiller available.

Provenza

Rusty: Whoa... is that a halo?
Doctor: No, that's the baby's hair.

I already have one kid who I have to hear call someone else Mom, and I really don't want there to be any more distance between us.

Sharon B.

Tina didn't help. She was afraid that the longer Chris stayed sober, the more likely he was to leave her. And she wasn't wrong.

Jared

Do you know why I call her a spider, Lieutenant? Spiders also eat their young.

Sean

Actually, Gary's parents invited my mom to move in with them so that they could all raise the baby together.

Rusty

Does Dr. Deb have a last name?

Provenza

Tina: You think someone's gonna mistake you for an actress?
Sykes: They did with you, so why not?

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.