Popular Major Crimes Quotes
Sir, I am afraid medical attention will not be reaching you in time. May I have a name to put on your death certificate?
Sharon
If it's any comfort to you Daniel, yesterday I was reminded how much good father's are willing to sacrifice for their children. You're not cut out for the job.
Sharon
How weird is it that I'm happy to be an orphan?
Rusty
Flynn: Congratulations, kid. We should all sign on as witnesses!
Provenza: Now this is the best deal we've done so far.
Flynn: Okay, never ending budget crisis. The morgue can't get out here until 5 a.m.
Provenza: That's okay. She's got no other place to be.
Provenza: Rusty has the right to have his guardian present!
DDA Rio: His guardian? Are you saying my witness lives with you?
One of the nice things about me DDA Rios, is that if I'm unhappy about something, people never really have to ask.
Sharon
Oh geez. Why do I keep putting myself through this?
Provenza
Don't be concerned about this witness protection business. It's not gonna happen.
Sharon
That's it? The gays. They have it made.
Provenza
I downloaded the free version yesterday, and all I had to do was enter a screen name. Mr. Clean.
Tao
Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.
