Popular Major Crimes Quotes
Jason: So what's with all the blood?
Tao: It's what we call a clue, Jason. Excuse me.
Contrary to what you see on television, it takes more than an hour to get the results on DNA.
Sharon
Jason: Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001?
Tao: Otherwise known as the PATRIOT Act.
Jason. PATRIOT is an acronym?
Provenza: Oh yeah. Someone was very proud the day they thought of it.
Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.
Sharon
Hold my cleanse.
Flynn
God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.
Provenza
Provenza: Are you drunk?
Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.
It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'
Lloyd
Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.
Lloyd
Provenza, for you. I can't believe he's still around!
Jack
Sharon: Jack what are you doing here at 3AM without calling me?
Jack: Who the hell calls at 3AM?
Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.
