Popular Major Crimes Quotes
Buzz: Be careful. It's an antique.
Tao: Blech. If you look through this lens, you can probably see Barnaby Jones.
Dominoes. Huh. I guess it always comes down to dominoes.
Provenza
I'm Howard Grey and, uh, Ed helped himself to our buffet without asking and walked off with two brownies. We waited while he went upstairs to eat and then, after he choked to death on his own rudeness and his cries for help kind of petered out, uh, I propped him up in one of those kitchen chairs and called 911. And, we're very sorry your honor, and we promise never to let someone kill themselves again.
Howard
Taylor: Chief Johnson would have found a way around this.
Flynn: She would have, but then we would be back defending ourselves in court.
Provenza: Tao, can you see anything?
Tao: Yeah, a big puddle of probable cause on the far side of the room.
Sanchez: Let's go. I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
Rios: Oh, does this mean you're not mad at me any more?
Sanchez: No. It means I'm going to buy you a cup of coffee. Let's go.
Sharon: Although I hate that he has seen himself on TV.
Rusty: Why?
Sharon: Because if he is interested in being famous and that is all that he is interested in then he has accomplished his goal by killing people and so, he may continue to do that.
But you have to be passionate to be famous in Hollywood, right?
Brandon
Carlo: What's going on?
Provenza: Getting rid of the worst house guest ever.
Whatever happens next, know I love you.
Sharon
What is this? Charlies Angels?
Dr. Morales
Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.
