Depaul: Why would you want to get a degree? You seem to be doing just fine using your other assets.
Virginia: Because I’d like to avoid comments like that in the future.

Vaginas don’t bite.

Virginia

Beav Saint Marie!

Jane

Stay single. When you’re young and in love, you think you’re the exception.

Margaret [to Dale]

We’re scientists. Not arsonists.

William

To really anticipate someone’s needs, that’s a rare thing.

William

Maybe someday someone he shares a passion with, will have more to offer him than his wife.

Libby [about Bill]

William: She couldn’t spell anesthesia.
Virginia: I can’t spell anesthesia!

You’d be surprised at the number of subjects who’ve admitted to losing their virginity in the backseat of cars.

Virginia

Aren’t you worried leaving me alone in your home? I’ll snoop. The minute you’re out that door, I’m go through every drawer in the house, every coat pocket.

Vivian [to Ethan]

We should plan a session for tomorrow night. Get some data on your hypothesis, that men are completely unnecessary.

William

He has a cigar. He obviously knew what he was talking about.

Jane

Masters of Sex Quotes

I think that a heart can only be broken so many times, and then it's done, and I think that I'm done. I'm okay with that. I am. As long as my home and my family stay intact. I need that for my children's sake.

Libby

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.

Virginia