Bill: We tell people we're married to the work...
Virginia: ...Just not each other.

She owes calls to nearly everyone. Best chance of gettin' through is saying you can orgasm listening to the traffic control on the radio. Never stops working that one; round the clock.

Betty [about Virginia]

Oh we're wearing the same color you and I. Do you think it'll look like a uniform? Like what all of Bill Masters' women wear?

Libby [to Virginia]

I'm sure they'll just want you to tell them I don't touch myself at the dinner table or wire you up to the machines when we make love.

Bill [to Libby]

For a guy who dips his wick as much as you, you don't really get women at all.


Don't get your knickers in a knot. They're way more interested in nookie than in a bookie.


Some things no doctor can cure no matter how good he is, right? He can't operate on a soul, only God can do that.


I'm broken and you're the one, you're the only one who can fix me.

Bill [to Virginia]

I'm not interested in the explanation, I'm interested in the cure.


Either it's tenants who aren't so fancy schmancy but pay the rent of you're gonna be doing pelvic exams with a miner's lamp.


Babies are my stock and trade so let's focus on that, shall we?


Past is past. You can't change it, you can poke at it and prod it but you cannot change it. So you move on, do your best.


Masters of Sex Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.


Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately