That's why I love you. After all these years you still surprise me.

Libby [to Bill]

Essie: Like a fresh start, a beautiful baby boy brought into this world to save us all.
Bill: He's not Jesus mother.

How could you possibly interpret what's happened here?

Virgina [to Bill]

Ever since the presentation I'm propositioned a dozen times a day. I get notes on my windshield. Just today somebody left a dildo on my desk.

Virginia

I finally realized there's one thing I can't live without. You.

William [to Virginia]

Masters study will continue. We could too.

Austins

God help me, you always could bend the universe to your well.

Barton [to William]

If you had just discovered after 30 years that I was a martian, the least I could do was explain to you life on mars.

Margaret

I think it'll help is everybody's a little looped.

Jane

I'm a doctor. I can spot a statistically average masturbator from a mile away.

William

I need this to go well. Because if it doesn't, I'll have lost everything.

Bill

You wanna keep the title George? You got it. All I want is the job.

Ethan [to George]

Masters of Sex Quotes

When we talk about sex, we do not talk about love, Dr. Farber, because love cannot be rendered into columns and graphs as if it were the same as blood pressure or heart rate. Love is not a force exerted by one body onto another. It is the very fabric of those bodies. Love is that which carves the lines and grooves; the curvature of our desire.

Bill

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!