Too bad in real life there's no undo command.

Jonah

What would a boy do without his balls?

Ella

No reason to get your jockstrap in a knot.

Ella

There's a long list of students that would give their right arm for your spot. Don't blow it.

Michael

Either get me a lawyer, or I get you divorced.

Violet

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?

You and me at that lunch were completely compatible. Which is more than I can say about other couples I know.

Ella

Nothing about you is normal, and everything about Riley is normal. Painfully normal!

Ella

I've dropped my fair share of books in the deep end. That's what hair driers are for.

Lauren

This L.A. branch is drowning in red, like a steer in a slaughter house.

Amanda

Why are we spending so many man hours on a denim line? And I think we both know what I mean by "man hours."

Amanda

It's early to be awake, let alone engaging in physical activity.

David

Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.

Violet

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?