I'm not a murderer. I didn't kill Sydney.

Auggie

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This whole night is just one big superficial fantasy.

Riley

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The worst thing would be letting your life pass you on and seeing it take your soulmate with you.

Riley

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We can wait until after dinner to have you arrested.

Lauren

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Riley: I am burning all of these.
Jonah: Recycle. It's better for the environment.

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David, when did you get cute?

Ella

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It's absurd how sexy I am.

Jonah

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I think the neighbors should see what your husband can do after a 17-hour, trans-Atlantic flight.

Michael

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I just clicked on this link David sent me, and now I have all these naked women on my desktop.

Ella

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I'm on such thin ice right now that I should be wearing a wet suit under my dress.

Ella

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Ella: Jonah is like the most honest human being I know.
Amanda: Coming from you, that isn't saying much.

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Innocent people get arrested all the time.

Violet

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