Melrose Place

Melrose Place Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 10: "Caheunga"

Amanda: This L.A. branch is drowning in red, like a steer in a slaughter house.
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Episode 9: "Ocean"

Lauren: I've dropped my fair share of books in the deep end. That's what hair driers are for.
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Ella: Nothing about you is normal, and everything about Riley is normal. Painfully normal!
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Ella: You and me at that lunch were completely compatible. Which is more than I can say about other couples I know.
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Ella: I always knew you would win an Oscar someday, but I never knew it would be for acting. Bravo!
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Violet: Either get me a lawyer, or I get you divorced.
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Michael: There's a long list of students that would give their right arm for your spot. Don't blow it.
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Ella: No reason to get your jockstrap in a knot.
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Ella: What would a boy do without his balls?
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Jonah: Too bad in real life there's no undo command.
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Riley: Where are we Jonah?
Jonah: I have no idea.
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Episode 8: "Gower"

Riley: I feel like we're on two trains going in totally opposite directions. It's bigger than Auggie or Kendra.
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Lauren: What are you doing?
Ella: I was gonna ask you the same thing, Pretty Woman.
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David [to Sydney]: You'll say and do anything to get what you want. You're nothing but a pathetic whore.
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Ella: No more putting that crap up your nose. Otherwise, your gonna have a powder lunch with River Phoenix.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Riley: We drove past three comic book stores and you didn't even joke about wanting to stop. I know when something's up.
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Violet: That's like cooking plagiarism. You can't let him get away with that.
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Ella: Gossip may be my bread and butter at work. But, off duty, I can actually keep a secret.
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Jonah: The Jonah Miller Story starts out a little slow, but has a few twists.
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Lauren: My dad sent me that money for school.
Ella: Who's your dad? Tony Soprano?
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