Melrose Place

Melrose Place Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 7: "Windsor"

Auggie: She kissed me, okay? Not the other way around.
Jonah: [shocked] You guys kissed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: [to Jonah] I don't need to see your name in the opening credits to know I'm marrying the perfect guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: Nobody really wants to teach public school and marry some guy who can't even pay the bills.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonah: Was that Johnny Depp on the phone?
Andy: Welcome to the dream, my friend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonah: [on Violet, lurking by the pool] What were you doing out here, gauging the pH levels?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ella: Selling out? Weren't you the one who traded in the refugee camps for a 12-page spread in Vogue? Maybe Riley wasn't the only one out there posing today.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ella: Models are like jeans. You just need to break her in a little bit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "Shoreline"

David: I told you what happened.
Lauren: Your injuries are completely inconsistent with your story David. Do you want to tell me what really happened so I can provide you with appropriate medical treatment?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lauren: My neighbor's here. I'll deal with Katherine. I need your help. Get me off this boat!
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: But I've never done any modeling ...
Ella: THAT is exactly why Anton wants you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Violet: I made you a signature drink. The M.D., because after you drink it you're going to need one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Violet: You hurt my mother. She was trying to get better but you wouldn't let her. And now you're going to pay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "Canon"

Jonah [to David]: Careful you don't burn through your trust fund like you burn through all the people in your life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ella: True friends are hard to find and I'm lucky to say I live in a building full of them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: I feel like you have this whole other lie I'm not a part of.
Lauren: That whole other life is a hospital full of sick people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ella: I... went home and molested my roommate, David Breck. It's okay. He's over 18.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: Ella's a great girl, but she is yet to earn diamond status.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ella: I like the way I look.
Sydney: That's the problem.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sydney: You have a future, Ella... once you rethink that unique approach to your hair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Vine"

David: You can't tell me you didn't have a good time.
Ella: Don't flatter yourself. I always have a good time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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