I'm on such thin ice right now that I should be wearing a wet suit under my dress.

Ella

I just clicked on this link David sent me, and now I have all these naked women on my desktop.

Ella

I think the neighbors should see what your husband can do after a 17-hour, trans-Atlantic flight.

Michael

It's absurd how sexy I am.

Jonah

David, when did you get cute?

Ella

Riley: I am burning all of these.
Jonah: Recycle. It's better for the environment.

We can wait until after dinner to have you arrested.

Lauren

The worst thing would be letting your life pass you on and seeing it take your soulmate with you.

Riley

This whole night is just one big superficial fantasy.

Riley
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