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I'm just so proud of how you turned out. You've got people who love and respect you, and I know it's not because of me. It's in spite of me.

Jack Biggs [to Mike]

Peggy [pointing Molly out to male stripper]:There's the ringleader, and she's been a bad bad girl.
Joyce: I've been worse.
Victoria: I'm hiding drugs, and I don't have pockets.

Molly: Tonight'll be good. Just sitting around, sipping cocktails, having some girl talk.
Victoria: Yeah. But just keep in mind it's not too late to go out tonight and do something fun!

The places that offer free limousine services are desperate for customers. I'm guessing they're all nude and half-dude.

Carl

Molly: Dirty board game?
Peggy: Dirty Scrabble. It's actually just regular Scrabble with extra F's, B's, and J's.

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Mike & Molly Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

The places that offer free limousine services are desperate for customers. I'm guessing they're all nude and half-dude.

Carl

Molly: Dirty board game?
Peggy: Dirty Scrabble. It's actually just regular Scrabble with extra F's, B's, and J's.

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