Mike & Molly Season 2 Episode 14: "Joyce's Choices" Quotes
I'm still not going to risk my life flying halfway around the world just to see free boobs.Mike
Story of my life. I give a woman my heart and she says no thanks, balls please.Vince
Molly: I'm friends with all of my exes.
Vince: Yeah, but they were all swishes. How did you put it, Mike? The front row of a Cher concert?
Mike: I never used the word "swish". I said "pansy".
I know what goes on between pilots and students. I've seen more than my fair share of pornography.Vince
Molly: I'm starting to think that flying for our honeymoon is spooking you.
Mike: What are you talking about? I'm a Chicago police officer. We're known far and wide as being unspookable.
Molly: Where are you going?
Mike: To lie down, I'm feeling a little queasy.