Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie" Quotes
Molly: Did Mike call?
Victoria: No, but my pot dealer did. He said you can have your wedding in his basement grow room.
Molly: Oh good. Well, at least the lighting will be good!
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Mike: Maybe if you had talked a little less and listened a little more we wouldn't be in this mess!
Molly: Really?
Mike: Listen, I don't want a big fight.
Molly: Well, it's too late for that.
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Molly: The senior center said we can get married there. Good news: they have a dance floor. Bad news: lots of people have died on it.
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Priest: We have weddings for our parishioners, which you are not, and we were willing to make an exception frankly because we're still quite scared of your mother.
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Peggy: Just make sure he knows that you two are good Catholics and that you're not living together in sin.
Molly: But I'm not and we are!
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Total Quotes: 5