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One, get your ass off my case files. Two, in order to be friends I would have to trust you and I will never, ever trust you.


He knows me. The good, the bad, the ugly, the awful and he, he still wants me. Maybe all the more because of it.


I think it's silly for any of us to get all moral high groundy considering our track records.


You're a guy. You're not looking to make a new friend. You either want money or you want Savi.


So a guy you got into a car crash with showed up at your front door. A guy who for all you know could hate you, could blame you for the accident, could be crazy and you let him in?


For all I know Vermont is code for nude models.


Well, your job is weird and pervy.


Well, either someone is sending you a vista of rolling hills or there's some serious boob on your phone.


What am I supposed to do? Let him go back to Australia because the thing that brought him here slept with a coworker, got pregnant with his baby, nearly died and then, what, chose the other guy?


Let’s hope that’s not how the universe works. You can’t help who you love,


Oh, honey. Your love for Dom has nothing to do with your feelings for Harry.


Sometimes the things that are shiny on the outside aren't so shiny on the inside.

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Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

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