It's happening so fast, Karen.


Ah baby, I just think that after everythings that happened, I really, I just want to attack life, ya know?

Joss [to Harry]

I killed my husband alone. Josslyn Carver had nothing to do with it.


Calista: Deals are for fools and guilty people.
Patty: They're for people with no better option. And that dear, is you.

Calista: I had no intention of hurting you. None. You were my closest friend. Look at me, you know me.
Joss: No, you know what? You know what I know, Calista, I know that you are ruled by blinding narcissism and selfishness and deceit.

Vivian: Do you love me?
Karen: You know I do.
Vivian: Then let me have one last night of happiness before I go into that hospital. Maybe for good.

Harry: Hey man, you should seize the day.
Marc: What's that?
Harry: April. Tell her how you feel. She could be taken from you tomorrow.

April broke up with Blair! Dropped him like the 180 pounds of dead weight that he was.

Marc [to Harry]

I'm sick again, Karen.


Lucy: You hate bed and breakfasts.
April: That is not true, Lucy.
Lucy: You're being so fake right now, it's weird.

Okay, so you're pregnant. You slept with Daniel. You're keeping the baby. And you didn't tell Blair? Seriously, how long have I been in the hole?

Joss [to Karen and April]

I've reached out to Diane Sawyer's people. You grieving, Diane, America. If you cry hard enough for your dear departed husband, America might just forget this video of you driving down your driveway.

Patty [to Calista]

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.