I am not going down for this because you're too stupid to keep your mouth shut!

Calista [to Joss]

Joss: Hey, you're not allowed to be more scared than me.
April: I can't help it. You're my family, Joss. I love you.
Joss: Oh, honey. I love you, too.

Karen: What did Luca do?
Joss: He died.

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Ya'll are pathetic. Predictable and pathetic.

April [to Marc]

I don't need you to be my man, okay? I'm gonna have to be my own man from now on.

Tasha [to Shawn]

A real friend would never ask you to prostitute yourself.

Karen [to Joss]

Calista: You are one twisted sister.
Joss: It's part of my charm.

Being alone with him, it kind of feels like I'm cheating on Vivian.

Karen [to April]

No, Wilson loves me. More than my husband ever did.

Calista [to Joss]

Joss: You and Wilson? Calista, why didn't you tell me?
Calista: Because it's embarrassing. I know what a huge hypocrite that makes me look like. And I didn't want it to affect the way you see me.
Joss: Whoa, I'm Joss. I don't judge.

I just think when you really love someone, you can't be with anyone else.

Joss [to Calista]

Yeah well, sometimes hurting someone else doesn't always take away your own hurt.

Joss [to Calista]

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.