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The-mistresses

Savi: I am such a badass.
Zack: Not if you say it.

Deep down you know this can’t end well. Which is probably why you’re telling me about this now, so I can tell you to stop.

April

No matter what part of the story you tell the story is the same and in that story I am betrayed and duped and naive and I don't want him to see me like that.

April

Nice to meet you Scott. My boobs are fine so I'm going to go find the bar.

Harry

Three words. Free Botox.

Kira

Your food is great and all that jazz but truly, this. This face is what all the ladies what and half the gentleman.

Joss

When was the last time you were even on a date. I mean, a real date that wasn’t with a patient or his kid?

Joss

I can't keep holding on to something that doesn't exist any more.

Savi

Karen: It just doesn't feel right.
Joss: Well it certainly looks right and I say that as a former lesbian.

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