Harry was always inevitable. He was always gonna be my love, wasn't he?

Joss

Daniel: What about last night?
April: Last night I cheated on a great guy who cares about me, with a guy who broke my heart.

April, I'm not here because I feel guilty. I'm here because you're the love of my life.

Daniel

My assistant is a half wit. She doesn't eat carbs, poor thing.

Ellis

Harry: So, how's married life?
Joss: Oh, you know.
Harry: No, I don't.
Joss: It's good.

Karen: Life is complicated.
April: I know.

Karen: I'm pregnant.
April: What? Oh my God, Karen.
Karen: Yeah, I know.
April: Who?
Karen: Alec. And Vivian.

Marc: Man the point is, why would April ever go for a man like me? I got nothing.
Harry: Come on mate, you've got plenty.

I am not going down for this because you're too stupid to keep your mouth shut!

Calista [to Joss]

Joss: Hey, you're not allowed to be more scared than me.
April: I can't help it. You're my family, Joss. I love you.
Joss: Oh, honey. I love you, too.

Karen: What did Luca do?
Joss: He died.

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Ya'll are pathetic. Predictable and pathetic.

April [to Marc]

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.