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Mistresses

Well, your job is weird and pervy.

Joss

Well, either someone is sending you a vista of rolling hills or there's some serious boob on your phone.

Joss

What am I supposed to do? Let him go back to Australia because the thing that brought him here slept with a coworker, got pregnant with his baby, nearly died and then, what, chose the other guy?

Joss

Let’s hope that’s not how the universe works. You can’t help who you love,

Ben

Oh, honey. Your love for Dom has nothing to do with your feelings for Harry.

Joss

Sometimes the things that are shiny on the outside aren't so shiny on the inside.

April

Who knows? I find no comfort in who knows.

Joss

April: We all agree it's going to be horrible.
Karen: Absolutely
Joss: Worst night ever.

Oh crap, are you married because I don't do that anymore.

Joss
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