Kiss a lot of frogs! Isn’t that the expression?


It’s like going to a bar without leaving your house.


I’d be delighted to drive all the way up to Malibu. After all, this is my store. Now, please, get out of my store.


There's a fine line between self-empowerment and self-destruction.


Trainer: You're gonna get hurt.
Joss: Not if she does first.

What did you expect me to do? Kate's a grown woman with her own vagina choices.


Karen: Wait, isn't that a sex store?
Barbara: Yeah, but it's a classy sex store. They sell books, and flavored condoms.

You're the one who's marrying your ex-sister-in-law.


Kate: I need you to help find me a really hot, fairly tall, possibly Latino guy.
Joss: I don't think they sell those here.

Would you want a slut-pert in your class?


I used to be an artist, but then I had a kid and put it on hold. And then I had the store and that became my life. Now Lucy is getting older and I'm just a crazy woman checking her daughter's Instagram account every five minutes.


A little breast milk never hurt anybody.


Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.