It is on like Donkey Kong, Ms. Karen Kim, author/sex therapist.

Joss

You're my nanny! This could not be more inappropriate.

Karen

Did he seem insane? Other than the outfit and terrible wig, absolutely not. Wilson knew exactly what he was doing.

Joss

Karen: It's happening now, Alec. She's going and you're going to miss it. Do you want to be up here chasing a miracle or do you want to say goodbye to your wife?
Alec: I can't.
Karen: Yes you can.
Alec: I can't bear it, Karen There's got to be something I could do.
Karen: You can be with her.

Miranda: Don't be mad at Marc. He didn't hide his drinking from you to be sneaky, he just didn't want you to think any less of him.
April: I'm not sure he cares what I think.
Miranda: Well of course he does. He's in love with you, April. How did you not see that?

It's happening so fast, Karen.

Vivian

Ah baby, I just think that after everythings that happened, I really, I just want to attack life, ya know?

Joss [to Harry]

I killed my husband alone. Josslyn Carver had nothing to do with it.

Calista

Calista: Deals are for fools and guilty people.
Patty: They're for people with no better option. And that dear, is you.

Calista: I had no intention of hurting you. None. You were my closest friend. Look at me, you know me.
Joss: No, you know what? You know what I know, Calista, I know that you are ruled by blinding narcissism and selfishness and deceit.

Vivian: Do you love me?
Karen: You know I do.
Vivian: Then let me have one last night of happiness before I go into that hospital. Maybe for good.

Harry: Hey man, you should seize the day.
Marc: What's that?
Harry: April. Tell her how you feel. She could be taken from you tomorrow.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.