We never had a chance, did we?


If I had a family that big who loved me that much I would definitely care what they thought.


I told you you wouldn't see it happening. You'd just suddenly find yourself here, on the losing end of this game.


Karen: I have a guy. A PI I used last year with the Elizabeth situation.
April: Well there's an endorsement.

I'm saying that I need to learn how to be with someone who just wants me. I really want that someone to be you.


Dom, as much as I hate to admit it, totally has it together. He doesn't need you. He just loves you.


A couple of weeks ago he wanted to have a baby with me and today he was very smiley and extremely generous with baked goods.


I can't stop thinking of April. I want to buy her a pony.


I need to see what cuts I can get my hands on.


Yours were way more popular. Like sluttiest girl in school popular.


I lived here for three full months after Paul died. Sort of died. I hate him.


Her baby's ugly honey and somebody's got to tell her or else it's going to get crucified on its first day of school.


Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.