Favorite Mistresses Quotes
Maybe he was just waiting his whole life for you.
Harry
You have always led with your heart despite the rules.
Jacob
Joss: He bought me a Tesla?
April: I think we have different definitions of the word problem.
I am finally the independent woman that Destiny's Child wanted me to be.
Joss
Babe, and don't take this the wrong way, but you're broke.
Scott
Savi: He was trying to teach me how to do that pop up thing. I never actually popped up.
Joss: I bet he did.
Stop right there before i Jezebel your ass. You my friend are a grown woman and if the Universe is going to punish you then the Universe is a sexist pig.
Joss
I wish I could go with you but I have to go back to the FBI office tomorrow so I can help my not-married ex-boyfriend find my not-dead ex-husband who currently works for some drug dealing overlord.
April
Are you just never allowed to talk about another person with a penis when you get married?
Joss
Karen: Did you tell Savi he kissed you?
Joss: Are you freaking high? Of course not.
oss: Did you just dangle Grandma June's mortality in my face?
Scott: Yeah.
Joss: You bastard.
Why would I talk about anything to you? You lie.
Lucy [to April]
