Harry: Does throwing parties actually constitute a career?
Joss: It does if you live in Los Angeles.

Savi: Do I sound crazy right now?
Dominic: Well, yeah but lucky for you I dig crazy.

Karen: I lost Savi.
Joss: It happens. She's very small.

Sometimes you've got to break stuff to make stuff.

April

Toni tan, Tony taught, Toni tumbling out of her v-neck.

Savi

I'm nervous enough going back to work with everyone wondering if I lost brain function in the coma.

Savi

April: You're going into business with Harry?
Joss: It's not the flesh trade, April, it's party planning.

Second chance at life sex, it's louder than normal people sex.

Joss

Irving: Mary's a thief. Steal your room for the OA meeting today.
Karen: Cancer support.
Irving: Those whiny, hairless bastards.

This is ridiculous. I don't even know you and you're feeding me.

April

Her cleavage is like a whole other person in the room.

Savi

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.