Deep down you know this can’t end well. Which is probably why you’re telling me about this now, so I can tell you to stop.

April

Savi: I am such a badass.
Zack: Not if you say it.

Oh crap, are you married because I don't do that anymore.

Joss

April: We all agree it's going to be horrible.
Karen: Absolutely
Joss: Worst night ever.

Who knows? I find no comfort in who knows.

Joss

Sometimes the things that are shiny on the outside aren't so shiny on the inside.

April

Oh, honey. Your love for Dom has nothing to do with your feelings for Harry.

Joss

Let’s hope that’s not how the universe works. You can’t help who you love,

Ben

What am I supposed to do? Let him go back to Australia because the thing that brought him here slept with a coworker, got pregnant with his baby, nearly died and then, what, chose the other guy?

Joss

Well, either someone is sending you a vista of rolling hills or there's some serious boob on your phone.

Joss

Well, your job is weird and pervy.

Joss

For all I know Vermont is code for nude models.

April

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.