So a guy you got into a car crash with showed up at your front door. A guy who for all you know could hate you, could blame you for the accident, could be crazy and you let him in?

Dom

You're a guy. You're not looking to make a new friend. You either want money or you want Savi.

Dom

I think it's silly for any of us to get all moral high groundy considering our track records.

Joss

He knows me. The good, the bad, the ugly, the awful and he, he still wants me. Maybe all the more because of it.

Karen

One, get your ass off my case files. Two, in order to be friends I would have to trust you and I will never, ever trust you.

Savi

Her baby's ugly honey and somebody's got to tell her or else it's going to get crucified on its first day of school.

Joss

I lived here for three full months after Paul died. Sort of died. I hate him.

April

Yours were way more popular. Like sluttiest girl in school popular.

Joss

I need to see what cuts I can get my hands on.

Harry

I can't stop thinking of April. I want to buy her a pony.

Joss

A couple of weeks ago he wanted to have a baby with me and today he was very smiley and extremely generous with baked goods.

Savi

Dom, as much as I hate to admit it, totally has it together. He doesn't need you. He just loves you.

Joss

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.