Popular Mistresses Quotes
I've reached out to Diane Sawyer's people. You grieving, Diane, America. If you cry hard enough for your dear departed husband, America might just forget this video of you driving down your driveway.
Patty [to Calista]
Okay, so you're pregnant. You slept with Daniel. You're keeping the baby. And you didn't tell Blair? Seriously, how long have I been in the hole?
Joss [to Karen and April]
Lucy: You hate bed and breakfasts.
April: That is not true, Lucy.
Lucy: You're being so fake right now, it's weird.
I'm sick again, Karen.
Vivian
April broke up with Blair! Dropped him like the 180 pounds of dead weight that he was.
Marc [to Harry]
Harry: Hey man, you should seize the day.
Marc: What's that?
Harry: April. Tell her how you feel. She could be taken from you tomorrow.
Vivian: Do you love me?
Karen: You know I do.
Vivian: Then let me have one last night of happiness before I go into that hospital. Maybe for good.
Calista: I had no intention of hurting you. None. You were my closest friend. Look at me, you know me.
Joss: No, you know what? You know what I know, Calista, I know that you are ruled by blinding narcissism and selfishness and deceit.
Calista: Deals are for fools and guilty people.
Patty: They're for people with no better option. And that dear, is you.
I killed my husband alone. Josslyn Carver had nothing to do with it.
Calista
Ah baby, I just think that after everythings that happened, I really, I just want to attack life, ya know?
Joss [to Harry]
It's happening so fast, Karen.
Vivian
