Don't turn this on me, Savi. I don't sleep with people I work with.

Harry

Harry must be so proud of his little Australian sperm.

Joss

Your vortex is my vortex.

Richard

I have a hard time separating from my footwear. They're like sets of twin babies.

Joss

Consider me an emotional Switzerland.

April

Savi: You winced.
Karen: I didn't.
Savi: Like someone was coming at you with a two by four.

Savi: I just wanted to tell you that you were right.
Dom: Is this a trap?

Richard: What are your thoughts on Santa Barbara?
April: The 80s soap?

Joss: I didn't realize yoga was so kinky.
Alex: Well, maybe you should take a class and find out.

For three years you've been sad about Paul and for a month you've been mad about Paul. Either way it's always been about Paul.

Joss

It's really too bad you don't like guys Alex because they really like you.

Joss

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.