Alex: Naked guy is gone.
Joss: And he made the bed, how sweet.

What kind of freaky shrink are you?

April

I have to pee for the nineteenth time today.

Savi

The farmer john look really works on you. I wouldn't have thought.

Joss

I don't regret what happened that night. Not for a moment. Not for a second.

Dom

Joss: Alex and I are jus friends.
Sally: If you believe that then you are dumber than you look.

I know it's terrible but apparently I do terrible things.

Savi

It was so great. At least I think it was great. I haven't had sex in so long I'm not sure I'd know the difference.

April

They're making a porno. The whole point is so you can watch, over and over again.

Joss

Sorry to use your office but they're making an adult film across the street and this is by far the best view.

Joss

Your'e not really still selling this bed are you?

Richard

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.