Savi know. Does Scott?

Harry [to Joss]

You know what, you're not fooling anyone with your spray tan and your range rover, by the way. You may look happy, but you're dead inside. Dead inside!

Joss [to Calista]

You know the only reason we're here at all is because you reached out to my sister and you asked her for help. And really that's all I was asking from you.

Mark [to April]

Karen: Do I fall out? Of the group?
April: What are you talking about?
Karen: Without Savi, do I fall out? I'm afraid with her gone, our friendship will fade.

Calista: Hm, I've always wanted a sister. Must be hard to lose one.
Joss: Thank you for saying that. And only that.

Look, she doesn't owe me anything. Maybe she'll call when she figures out what it is she actually wants. Hopefully by then, I won't care so damn much.


Why would I talk about anything to you? You lie.

Lucy [to April]

You can keep that two timing bitch. You two deserve each other.

Scott [to Harry]

April: The truth shall set you free.
Joss: Says who?
April: You know, God.

Listen to me. I love you. I have loved you for so long. I don't even know when it started, but I know that it's real. And I know that I want to be with you, but not right now. Not like this. Okay?

Joss [to Harry]

oss: Did you just dangle Grandma June's mortality in my face?
Scott: Yeah.
Joss: You bastard.

Karen: Did you tell Savi he kissed you?
Joss: Are you freaking high? Of course not.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.