Mistresses Quotes
oss: Did you just dangle Grandma June's mortality in my face?
Scott: Yeah.
Joss: You bastard.
Karen: Did you tell Savi he kissed you?
Joss: Are you freaking high? Of course not.
Are you just never allowed to talk about another person with a penis when you get married?
Joss
I wish I could go with you but I have to go back to the FBI office tomorrow so I can help my not-married ex-boyfriend find my not-dead ex-husband who currently works for some drug dealing overlord.
April
Stop right there before i Jezebel your ass. You my friend are a grown woman and if the Universe is going to punish you then the Universe is a sexist pig.
Joss
Savi: He was trying to teach me how to do that pop up thing. I never actually popped up.
Joss: I bet he did.
Babe, and don't take this the wrong way, but you're broke.
Scott
I am finally the independent woman that Destiny's Child wanted me to be.
Joss
Joss: He bought me a Tesla?
April: I think we have different definitions of the word problem.
Savi, why are you wearing the depressed pony tail hair? What were you two just talking about?
Joss
You have always led with your heart despite the rules.
Jacob
Maybe he was just waiting his whole life for you.
Harry
