April: It just doesn't quite feel like it does with Paul.
Savi: Like battered wife syndrome?

Did you see Tom's face when you were screwing my son?


I'm getting better and better at doing a job that I hate.


Joss: Did you put this bucket here?
Harry: I did. Glad to see you're making the most of it.

Unlike you I haven't seen him since he's been alive.


Harry, did you serve some bad fish or something? Why is it so dead in here.


What kind of arrogant jerk starts up a fling with someone two days before you leave the country?


Olivier: This office suits you.
Joss: You should see what I can do in a California King.

And now my conscience is clear...I doubt you can say the same.


This is the problem with women. They're too hung up on sex.


I was basically accused of boiling a bunny and murdering Tom.


As much as I am rooting for you kiddo, I can't betray the sisterhood. There are codes.


Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.