I wish I could go with you but I have to go back to the FBI office tomorrow so I can help my not-married ex-boyfriend find my not-dead ex-husband who currently works for some drug dealing overlord.


Stop right there before i Jezebel your ass. You my friend are a grown woman and if the Universe is going to punish you then the Universe is a sexist pig.


Savi: He was trying to teach me how to do that pop up thing. I never actually popped up.
Joss: I bet he did.

Babe, and don't take this the wrong way, but you're broke.


I am finally the independent woman that Destiny's Child wanted me to be.


Joss: He bought me a Tesla?
April: I think we have different definitions of the word problem.

Savi, why are you wearing the depressed pony tail hair? What were you two just talking about?


You have always led with your heart despite the rules.


Maybe he was just waiting his whole life for you.


We never had a chance, did we?


If I had a family that big who loved me that much I would definitely care what they thought.


I told you you wouldn't see it happening. You'd just suddenly find yourself here, on the losing end of this game.


Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.