Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Modern Family Quotes
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
Everyone knows you're not farm strong!
Pam [to Cam]
I get it, you're terrfied of small talk and birds, you're just lucky that pigeon didn't want to chat you up about the weather.
Cameron
What middle-aged guy would be interested in a young, attractive, newly legal woman? Oh that's right, all of them!
Claire
Are you saying what I think you're saying? I'm Crocodile Dunphy?!
Phil
I'm kind of in a delicate spot stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.
Phil
Jay: He wants more wow. What does that even mean?
Manny: It's the Bieberization of America.
Manny: I see you're still forklifting.
Jackson: More like lifting the fork!
Manny: I was gonna say that!
Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise!
Phil
Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.
Cam
We're both with people different from us, and that's gonna create stuff. But you want different.
Jay
I don't know about you but I've got about five minutes of fabulous left.
Mitchell
