Modern Family
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I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.
Phil
You're never off the court!
Luke
Phil: I am completely on board your mother's horse and buggy to yesteryear. For the next week, I may as well be Amish. Jebediah Dunphy: Raisin' barns, witnessin' murders, making electric-fireplace hearths.
You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!
Haley
Cam: Mitchell? Judge... Judy!
Mitchell: Your talent. It's like you were touched by a Gayngel.
Just when I’m so close to the Canadian border I can smell the bacon and reasonably priced medications.
Phil
I know I'm not the handiest guy, but I'm still a man and I want to be able to look out into my yard and say, 'There's a little bit of me in that princess castle.
Mitchell
Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.
Phil
My daddies kiss a lot.
Lily
Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.
I never get sick. I must've caught some kind of chill on the beach when my socks got wet...My ankles burn.
Mitchell
Jay: Tired of walking in those heels?
Gloria: No, tired of having a hot wife?
