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I'm fine, he's only one. I watched him pee into his own face and smile.


Okay that's a lot of mirror looking and that's me saying that.


I'm not having a wedding slash Hunger Games themed sweet sixteen part- oh you're tapping your fingers. You really do have a plan.


Cam: Poker face, poker face.
Mitchell: Ok, now work on your poker voice.

Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.

For someone whose favorite words at the movies are "what did he say?" you overhear pretty good.

Gloria [to Jay]

Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.

Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.


He keeps resisting but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys. A kickline actually.

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