Modern Family "Election Day" Quotes
Phil: She feels great. Her spirits are high, the whole family's high. There's your headline.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jay: I don't know what they do in Columbia.
Gloria: No one does and don't ask.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Alex: Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you...
Haley: What? Don't leave me hanging!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: I know how important winning is to Claire.
Cam: And I love to festoon things.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Phil: Our daughter might be going to college!!!
• Rating: Unrated
Luke: What? Like she'll be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep?!?
• Rating: Unrated
Mitchell: Oh my God, there's Sandy.
Cam: Sandra Bullock?
Mitchell: Yeah we're such good friends, I just call her Sandy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: I don't wanna be around when something that tight unravels.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gloria: You dated a Dottie after Dede?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10