Alex: Haley, found your jacket.
Haley: WHY IS EVERYONE ON ME?

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Gloria: What about the pigeons?
Jay: I don't like them. They're shifty.

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I only understand about 20% of what goes on around here.

Jay

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We're like Ponce de Leon and his son... little Ponce.

Phil

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You never want your kids to see you scared. You want to be that rock that they grab a hold of in a stormy sea. Actually, a rock would sink. So a floating rock.

Phil

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I could have guessed he'd have trouble with roller coasters. That kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror.

Jay

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Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back and your salmon is legendary!

Gloria

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Take it down a notch. We're just trying to make a friend not initiate a three-way.

Mitchell

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