Modern Family

Modern Family "Fears" Quotes

Haley [on her biggest fear]: Never getting my driver's license, or getting one and the picture sucks.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cam: We can't ignore the giant panda in the room
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Cam: The recipe is from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jay: Go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come, then you'll see fear in his eyes. It's like the waiter's a ghost.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Phil: My boy was in trouble. So I put my fears aside and came to his rescue? Does that make me a hero? Yes it does.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Manny: Today feels like a good day for halibut. Hey, Jay, did I ever tell you about the time I used peanut butter and jelly for bait?
Jay: I don't know. You tell me a lot of funny things.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gloria: He comes from a long line of fishers and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: When you stuck your head in, your screamed a little.
Phil: I told you. That was the house settling.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mitchell: Her first word was every gay father's worst nightmare.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Luke: Aren't we going in?
Phil: We sure are. But won't it be fun if we did it with ski goggles and barbecue tools?
 • Rating: Unrated

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