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Never getting my driver's license, or getting one and the picture sucks.

Haley [on her biggest fear]

We can't ignore the giant panda in the room


The recipe is from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?


Go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come, then you'll see fear in his eyes. It's like the waiter's a ghost.


My boy was in trouble. So I put my fears aside and came to his rescue? Does that make me a hero? Yes it does.


Manny: Today feels like a good day for halibut. Hey, Jay, did I ever tell you about the time I used peanut butter and jelly for bait?
Jay: I don't know. You tell me a lot of funny things.

He comes from a long line of fishers and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.


Luke: When you stuck your head in, your screamed a little.
Phil: I told you. That was the house settling.

Her first word was every gay father's worst nightmare.

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