Modern Family

Modern Family "Fifteen Percent" Quotes

Cameron: I got all medieval on the florists.
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone, you said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Cameron: Excuse me, I said very displeased and I used my cowboy voice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Cheerleading in my college was cool. The football players were so jealous they wouldn't even let me and my buddies, Trevor, Scotty and Ling go to their parties.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: We're guys, we don't open up. We talk about sports and cars and getting up in the middle of the night to pee.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: I had to actually come out to my dad three times before he acknowledged it. I'm not sure if maybe he was hoping he heard it wrong, like I said 'Dad, I'm grey.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cameron: You guys look like a scene out of Jersey Boys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: The little snowflake makes it cold, cold, cold. Set Temperature makes it hold, hold, hold...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Manny: Her name is Whitney. I met her in the online book club. We both like vampire fiction and the romance of eternal life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I know this seems impossible, but this is for all those times Mom told you she was right and you knew she was wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: People are who they are, give or take 15 percent. That's how much people can change if they really want to.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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