Modern Family

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We're guys, we don't open up. We talk about sports and cars and getting up in the middle of the night to pee.

Jay

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

I have this theory that Phil purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I'm a child.

Claire

Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
Phil: Luke.