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Modern-family

I know one Indian who was friends with a construction worker, fireman, and traffic cop.

Cam

Hey I see a couple of old people, this isn't one of those catheter commercials is it? Because if it gets too descriptive I'm gonna start to squirm. Oooh I just did it to myself.

Phil

Alex: It's junior year, I have to get good grades. Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!
Haley: You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active.

Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.

Cam

He was up at 5 in the morning ironing, but he also does that when he's depressed so I don't know.

Gloria
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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.

Cam

He was up at 5 in the morning ironing, but he also does that when he's depressed so I don't know.

Gloria
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