Modern Family

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Modern Family "Hawaii" Quotes

Mitchell: Why did you dress her in jungle print?
Cam: Because I thought it would be cute!
Mitchell: She's going to think she's back in Vietnam!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Manny: Oh no, who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
Luke: I was brushing my teeth at the same time...you try to do that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: I had bread, I had cheese, and I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it's just like how some of my relatives got into this country!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cameron: It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk. Sidenote: We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark. Clark bought a big sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cameron: He was a very nice man when we met him, but based on his recent letters I have a small fear he's become a war lord.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: I noticed some lovely some lovely tweens down by the kids' club, maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool and send over a couple of virgin Mai Tais. They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0