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You're just mad because now you can't parade me around like some show pony. Oh don't deny it you bought the two day cushion.

Alex [to Claire]

What did I tell you, that place is like a gay bar with dumbbells.

Cam

It's kind of my lucky number. It's the year Footloose came out.

Phil

Gloria: The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cam: You can be both. My senior year I was a right side linebacker and a left side cancan dancer in Gigi.

Manny: Luke I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am, you a bigger liar, you have no moral compass.
Luke: Look thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.

Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025, welcome, you're the first one here.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 4 Episode 8 Quotes

Manny: Luke I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am, you a bigger liar, you have no moral compass.
Luke: Look thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.

Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025, welcome, you're the first one here.

Phil
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