Modern Family

Modern Family

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Modern Family "Mistery Date" Quotes

Alex [to Claire]: You're just mad because now you can't parade me around like some show pony. Oh don't deny it you bought the two day cushion.
 • Rating: Unrated
Cam: What did I tell you, that place is like a gay bar with dumbbells.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: It's kind of my lucky number. It's the year Footloose came out.
 • Rating: Unrated
Gloria: The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cam: You can be both. My senior year I was a right side linebacker and a left side cancan dancer in Gigi.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: Luke I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am, you a bigger liar, you have no moral compass.
Luke: Look thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.
 • Rating: Unrated
Phil: Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025, welcome, you're the first one here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 6
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