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Modern-family

Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.

They keep their tools in a pillowcase but they have an occasions closet.

Jay

That's it a beautiful mind, harness that crazy into something positive.

Phil

Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire or fear how much I love her.

Phil

Claire: Do you remember when summer meant fireflies, cut off shorts, and ice cream trucks?
Phil: Well we got one out of three!

I know how it works. I rented the wrong movie once. Did you see Glenn Gary Glenn and Ross?

Gloria

If he doesn't go to Columbia, Columbia comes to me.

Jay
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