Modern Family Season 5 Episode 6: "The Help" Quotes
Their ship went down but their love lasted forever!Phil
Did you see that? When has your dad ever not wanted to pull Luke's finger. He's hurting.Claire
Claire, I owe you a pack of lady razors.Frank
We're in my kitchen, you have to stop saying 'hooker!'Phil
He's a weird man. He's like Phil except I have to pay for him.Jay
Andy: I'm the new Manny.
Manny: Am I being replaced?
A thousand therapists couldn't do what Gloria did for me.Jay
Pepper: My job is to give you a snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy.
Cam: That's all we've ever wanted.
I don't like another woman in my house. I want to be the star.Gloria