Modern Family Season 5 Episode 12: "Under Pressure" Quotes
Wow so intense. I had no idea the kind of pressure you were under. Hunnie, I was just you for two hours, I could barely hold it together. I don’t know how you don’t have a meltdown everyday.Claire
Jay: Hi hunnie.
Gloria: I got in trouble.
Jay: Whatever she did, add it to my tab.
It’s all gravy, when you’re in the A.V.Phil
Haley: You’re super green!
Mitchell: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
I think I’m recording the game but you can never know. The last time I got 6 hours of Bravo.Jay
Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.
There’s a caste system at school. Academic teachers at the top, gym teachers at the bottom. It’s offensive and disrespectful, they treat us like we’re lunch ladies.Cam
My other daddy says your yard looks like a litter box.Lily
She’s like a self-cleaning oven.Phil [about Alex]