- The high school has open house.
- Alex has a meltdown and seeks out a therapist (John Benjamin Hickey).
- Haley helps Mitchell take down his enviro-snob neighbor (Jesse Eisenberg.)
- Gloria spars with another mom (Jane Krakowski).
- Jay gets Phil in trouble.
- Manny and Luke have a double date with twins.
- Cam wants to host dodgeball at open house.