Modern Family

Modern Family "Unplugged" Quotes

Gloria: Oh, here we go, because in Colombia we trip over goats and we kill people in the street! Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Phil: I am completely on board your mother's horse and buggy to yesteryear. For the next week, I may as well be Amish. Jebediah Dunphy: Raisin' barns, witnessin' murders, making electric-fireplace hearths.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing they say when something's dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: Don't skimp on linens. Don't compliment a teacher on her figure. And when it comes to my mom, never ask questions I don't want the answers to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay [to Glorida]: I don't get how one dog keeps you awake when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: Well, my white-man name is Tucker. I am 1/16 Cherokee. Ready for child to soar like eagle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Don't take this the wrong way, but I have almost no faith in you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jay: Don't most kids drink soda?
Manny: Who knows what they do?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: Disabled inter-racial lesbians? With an African-American kicker? I did not see that coming.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jay [on Gloria]: She's always had a certain comfort level with... killing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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