Modern Family
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Cameron [about him and Gloria]: On paper we should be good friends, one spicy curvy diva.
Mitchell: And Gloria.
Mitchell: I never went to sports games with him.
Cameron: Probably because you call them sports games. Lose the sports.
Mitchell: Tonight is the maginificent Lyrid meteor shower.
Cameron: It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way.
Alex: Luke has ADHD.
Luke: No I don't... what is it?
Alex: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I get to the (Luke wanders off) H.
Gloria: And you really didn't know he was gay?
Jay: I must have, right?
I don't think I can get through this without crying. Maybe we should just go on to the cold cuts.
Manny
I'm Columbian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
Gloria
She's one of my 447 friends. Everyone wants a slice.
Phil
You're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
Phil
He's the suckiest suck of all time.
Mitchell
Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.
Manny
Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
