Modern Family
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I don't get how one dog keeps you awake when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions.
Jay [to Glorida]
Well, my white-man name is Tucker. I am 1/16 Cherokee. Ready for child to soar like eagle.
Cam
Don't take this the wrong way, but I have almost no faith in you.
Claire
Jay: Don't most kids drink soda?
Manny: Who knows what they do?
Disabled inter-racial lesbians? With an African-American kicker? I did not see that coming.
Cam
She's always had a certain comfort level with... killing.
Jay [on Gloria]
Mitchell: She wants us to buy Lily a Blackberry.
Cam: She doesn't have the dexterity for that!
Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.
Mitchell
I hate it when you do that. You never heard of Troga? You never tried octopus? You never did this amazing thing I just discovered yesterday but I pretend like I've done my whole life?
Claire
I see the great realtor Margaret Wilson is here, looking more curvaceous than ever. Talk about your balloon payments.
Phil
Luke: I've heard The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every show.
Phil: Not Kevin.
Luke: Especially Kevin!
I'm lucky only one guy turned around.
Jay [on calling out "Carlos!"]
