Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Quotes
Pepper: I feel like a joke.
Cam: You're not a joke. You're Pepper Salzman!
I brought you some soda, but I couldn't find any straws, so you'll have to drink it like cats.
Luke
I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.
Luke
Phil: I'm like Shirley Temple and that black guy in that movie.
Plumber: Bill Bojangles Robinson.
Phil: Bill Bojangles Robinson, I said it first!
You're never alone when you have books.
Alex
Claire: You're grounded for four weeks!
Haley: Why don't you just double it and make it 10?
Alex: Do you not see how much you need to study?!?
It was the nineties, we'd just lost Princess Di. I was at sea.
Cam [on dating Pepper]
For fifteen years I have killed myself setting a community standard with my fanciful theme brunches, mounted at considerable personal expense.
Pepper
You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.
Mitchell
If we're found dressed like this, it won't look good for the gays.
Mitchell
He's managed to make a gay couple hate brunch.
Mitchell
Some things you can't forget you've heard. Do you know what menstruation is? I do!
Manny
